You know the friendship is real when she helps you clean after a night of booze and passing out.
God knows how many times I have clowned with this one.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing.
You and I are more than girlfriends. We're like a tiny gang.
Good friends, don't let you do stupid things alone.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
You make every other girl group feel inferior, and I love you for that.
My friend still rocks with or without your acknowledgement.
I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend; you signed up for this.
We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
I never think of having coffee when I start the day with you.
There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
I can ugly-laugh all day with this one around, and she won't find it annoying.
I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.
You had me at 'I hate her too.
At least this buffoon likes me for who I am.
As my friend, just know that I will mind both my business and yours.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house, and then you both just take a nap.
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before meeting me.
Do we run? Yes. Out of time, patience and money.
There's no 'we' in fries like my best friend says.